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Nilpod - Episode 79 Colour - Despite early protestations we get spectral, see red and end in the black. Blood Paint, Tinted Lenses, Feminine Hygiene and embracing beige.
Nilpod - Episode 78 Nilpod Newsbeat 2 - We return once more to the dregs of the newsroom for an entire show filled with and finallys. Saunas. Crocodile. Midget. Hoover. This barrel is deeper than we thought.
Nilpod - Episode 77 Public Transport - It wasn't as far reaching as we'd like but man we talked up a good bus discussion. Seat dissuasion, little chats with the driver and some pants based business.
Nilpod - Episode 76 The Letter i - Implants, invincibility, ignorance and ink. All requirements of the perfect nilpodder.
Nilpod - Episode 75 The Zoo - Nilpod goes wild. Well, into captivity. We take another roadtrip, this time to the zoo at the request of several listeners. We don our safari suits and desert boots and hunt the big five. And the elusive meerkat...
Nilpod - Episode 74 Collecting - In a windswept mystery location we collate, catalogue, number and swap. Then we start on Nilpod. Hip hop style openings and breezy closures. If you have a fancy paper allergy do NOT listen.
Nilpod - Episode 73 Old Wives Tales - We ate carrots. We ate our crusts. We did not pluck gray hairs. We did get crotchety. Some more than others.
Nilpod - Episode 72 The lowest of the low - Firstly, an apology. This may be the skankiest nilpod yet and as such gets an explicit tag. It does not signal any change of direction. People on leads and eating poo. I need say no more.
Nilpod - Episode 71 The Night - Nilpod tries to reclaim the phrase of Snoozefest as a badge of honour and not shame. Bed times, Night Frights and Spinal Injury.
Nilpod - Episode 70 America - Route 66 takes us places we've not been before, at least on Nilpod. Dave Curran joins us in a semi secret location in our own House un-American Committee. We go easy though. Food, Film and Injuns. The Finer things.
Nilpod - Episode 69 Petty Grievances - Man you people got riled by this one. We're not above it. All minor quibbles get aired in an inclusive festival of Griping. Eye contact, unacknowledged generosity, careless motorists and poor ATM Etiquette. Featuring our first ever phone in.
Nilpod - Episode 68 Nilpod Newsbeat - Beep dit a beep di beep. Vulture Brains. Bike Sex. Funeral Food. Weather at 11.
Nilpod - Episode 67 Noise - Beeping Noises. Toilet Sounds. Heavy Breathing. Rock and Roll. These will end all things. In honour of this, today's Nilpod is nothing but white noise. chhhhhhhhhhhchhhhhcccccchhhhh.... ffftt.
Nilpod - Episode 66 The Letter H - Helen Keller, Hotness, Hair, Hubris and the Homosexuals within us all. Encyclopedic Hugfest.
Nilpod - Bonus 2 Bonus - If you can call it that. Despite claiming we wouldn't nilpod this week we found the time for a chat regardless. And that is all it is. Imagine, if you will, a blip in time, as if Nilpod remained topic free and flowed like cold gravy. Hairgel, Holidays and Faux Pas. Normal service resumes Wednesday.
Nilpod - Episode 65b Videogames - Level Two - Power up. The shame of gaming and how far it could advance your career. Adam makes a stab at usurping Dave. This results in a spectacular boss battle. Nobody Wins.
Nilpod - Episode 65a Videogames - Level One - Fight. In which we're joined once again by Adam and talk so much that this one's going to be split in two. The game world's in which we'd live, the powers we'd make our own and Mario's little boot. Press Start to resume. Same time next week.
Nilpod - Episode 64 Lost and Found - Wil seemed to have lost his mojo as we started but he found it as we spoke. Money, Spidermen, Minds and an ability to speak english. All lost. Conversely, Money and Barbers that listen. But where did the socks go?
Nilpod - Episode 63 Inventions - Faster. Sleeker. Stupider. Today Nilpod gets re-invented. Although it may seem like every other episode, this week we have made subtle modifications that ensure this is an entirely new product. Welcome to Nilpod 2.0.
Nilpod - Episode 62 Rich and Poor - Bindle? Check. Monocle? Check. Smashed top hat? Check? Fur Coat? Check. Let's go! :::::Comes with one free bad word that starts with D.
Nilpod - Episode 61 Philosophy - Nilpod would be happy to get one hand clapping with this effort. Tough subject but we wax philosophical with the greats. Falling on your arse, proving our existence but not each others and calling ourselves. Repeatedly.
Nilpod - Episode 60 Enemies - We get our gander up and are helped along the way by the inimitable Dave Curran as we investigate the people in our lives and the world at large that we watch through eyeslits and couldn't trust as far as we could throw them. None of yous are on the list. Well... you. You might be.
Nilpod - Episode 59 Television - Like the attention deficient eejits we are we flick from topic to topic like its primetime saturday night. A lifetime of watching television finally pays off in this weeks episode, all under the vigilant gaze of a neighbouring dog.
Nilpod - Episode 58 Dinosaurs - Rawr! Wil is Godzilla. Nicky is Godzookie. They bicker. Wil is triumphant. Then they talk about Dinosaurs. And how many holes in a crocodile.
Nilpod - Episode 57 Neighbours - Hi. We just moved in. Yeah. yeah. We're major pains. Just wondering, could we borrow some sugar? And do you have any ideas for our podcast? No, I don't believe in bins. The garden is nature's bin. Embrace it!
Nilpod - Episode 56 G - Gnomes, Gonads, Gesticulation and Gold. Gnilpod Gets Gross. Our Apologies.
Nilpod - Episode 55 Stress - From our first day on the job to a stiletto through your foot, Nilpod gets stressed out. Wil deals with a breakdown in south central LA and Nicky proposes neck spines to indicate our emotions.
Nilpod - Episode 54 Battle of the Sexes - You want to hear the sound of a fence being sat on? Listen up. Martian Men, Venusian women, the habits we hate in each other and a terrifying insight into the mind of one young lady in one of our pasts.
Nilpod - Episode 53 Art - From MoMA to Dada, Nilpod gets its Art on. Bodily Fluids, Outsider Art and Groom get Continental.
Nilpod - Episode 52 Education Part 3 - College - We are One. Huzzah. For our first Birthday we finish the trilogy of our education. Being Broke, Boozing, Nerdish Leanings and Arctic Frost. We had better get a First.
Nilpod-Episode 51 Fallen Idols - Although not thinking of ourselves as idols we are reconciled with the idea that we will, one day, have a gradual slide from grace rather than a fall. More Phil Collins than Spector. Lets hope this is not the top of that slope.
Nilpod - Episode 50 Growing Older - Due to our advancing journey toward the grave we get on subject in record time. Dave joins us to complete a hat-trick of appearances. Boobs, Botox, Ear Hair and Cheese. The mind really does drift the older we get. Nilpod remembers when all of this was fields.
Nilpod - Episode 49 Superheroes. ZAP. POW. WHAP. DOINK. EXPLODE! The Dynamic Duo foil the baddies once again with their powerful waffle. When they take their glasses off powerful forces are not unleashed. About as fast as a bullet being thrown. Up.
Nilpod - Episode 48 Would you rather - Hummus or Pizza? Vampire or Werewolf? Aliens or Lions? We tackle the big issues. And apparently there's a recession on.
Nilpod - Episode 47 E to F - From Eggs to Extinction and from Freckles to Flight Volume 3 of the Encyclopedia Nilpodica is uncomfortably full after Christmas.
Nilpod - Episode 46 Christmas. Ho Ho Ho. Bah Humbug. Delete as appropriate. In a Nilpod jam packed with festive cheer we talk about Jesus, his cousin Santa and the terrors of other Santas. Gifts abound. No Myrrh, but we both stink of Frankincense. Happy Christmas.
Nilpod Bonus Nicky and Wil Drive home after seeing Avatar.
Nilpod - Episode 45 The Internet - We're back. After an unfortunate postponement, we're joined by Adam Maguire, curator of the excellent technology site www.teic.ie to discuss all things interweb. From lolcatz to ego surfing, this one runs the gamut. Thanks for waiting!
Nilpod - Episode 44 Habits. We've lined everything up neatly and we're definitely wearing our own underpants. Now, lets pick away at everything from farting to gaming, smoking to space staring. And nuns. Scary nuns.
Nilpod - Episode 43 What if...? From Man Babies to the Zombie Apocalypse, all bases are covered. Eyes swapped with mouths, Black Midgets, Sentient Computers and the little men inside us all. Hypothesize!
Nilpod - Episode 42 Space - The Final Frontier. Boldly going where no Nilpod has gone before we contemplate the Galaxy. Probings, Aliens, Zero Gravity and which one of us would take a giant leap for mankind.
Nilpod - Episode 41 Health - Back to the wiffle, after last weeks jam packed informofest. We prescribe a healthy dose of nilpod, taken aurally. May cause drowsiness and no little nausea. Do not operate any heavy machinery. Ever again.
Nilpod - Episode 40 Politics - Dave returns! Like any good politician making all kinds of promises. Flesh was pressed. We've been gladhanded. In the longest Nilpod yet we cover all the bases. Manifestos! Poverty! Blame! Facial Hair!

VOTE NILPOD. VOTE OFTEN.
Nilpod - Episode 39 Halloween - Sorely delayed this week but we're back to help the Halloween party. Inappropriate costumes, the liberation of a 6 foot strawberry, door etiquette and monkey nuts. So many monkey nuts.
Nilpod - Episode 38 Money - Let's get Fiscal! Once again our lack of knowledge in an area has not been reason enough for us to avoid it. Pocket Money, Communion stashes, the joy of saving and blowing it all on Groom.
Nilpod - Episode 37 Privacy - Perhaps a little late in the day, Nilpod turns to a subject that conflicts with the character of the show. Do we have any secrets any more? Googling, toilet matters and the stalking of Wil. Now brought to you with eight eyes.
Nilpod - Episode 36 Religion Part 2 - We really love God here on Nilpod so use our second foray into his World to question his teachings. Testicle rulings, Jesus and his Asbo and how we'd rebrand the church. We are so getting smitten.
Nilpod - Episode 35 The Truth about the Irish - Taking on a subject too big to fit, we do our best to cram as many Shenanigans as possible into this soul searching programme. How we're perceived abroad, our gratitude to busdrivers and just how un-Irish the two of us can be. To be sure, Ho HO!
Nilpod - Episode 34 Agony Uncles - Wil and Nicky test their mettle (and your patience) with solutions to all of your problems. Fort building, relationships, work, nudity and what to do with left over hair.

(Also, Wil is right. I made a mistake about an author.)

Nilpod - Episode 33 C to D - From Cake to Death and all that fits between them we continue with the Encyclopedia Nilpodia. The plight of the cow, the lure of cosmetic surgery, diaries and children who chase. This one is jam packed.
Nilpod - Episode 32 Great Expectations. Both Wil & Nicky had some for today but were perhaps a little overly confident. In one of the sleepiest Nilpods yet, Wil looks out for his siblings while Nicky sings to his, we read of hopes dashed and discuss whether we'd go visit an old woman.
Nilpod - Episode 31 The Pursuit Of Happiness - This week Nilpod bring you their very own Ode To Joy. We learn how marriage can be an early death sentence for one of the sexes (although a solution is also offered), Nicky ponders gravity, we consider The Little Book Of Nilpod, and we both exude an air of contentment by the end. No cigarettes were smoked afterwards though.
Nilpod - Episode 30 Secondary School - Coghlan? Anseo! Mcdermott? Anseo! The Perils of the School disco, teacher foibles and could we pass the Leaving were we to do it today? I'd give todays show a C1. Honours, but just about.
Nilpod - Episode 29 A to B - From Aardvarks to Baloobas the Encyclopedia Nilpodia is flung open. We're droppin' knowledge bombs in your laps and they will go off, so maybe you should stop, drop and roll. Or eat them quickly. Quickly!
Nilpod - Episode 28 A Brief History of Time - Sending Nilpod back from the Future to arrive on Tuesday we discuss all things clockbound. The prospect of meeting our younger selves, Punctuality, why Superman should have thought twice before reversing time and Nicky gets attacked by a Socialite.
Nilpod - Episode 27 The Sea The Sea - Avast Ye landlubbers! We take pirate radio to its logical extremes and answer all questions nautical. Scraping the bottom of Davy Jones Locker for you scurvy dogs we discuss mermaid permutations, the terror of sharks and how we'd cope stranded on a desert island. Arr!
Nilpod - Episode 26 The Idiot. Or IQs, Id and the super ego. (Wils is superest) From the ineffable allure of wet paint on a wall to the stupidmaking of fan worship we plumb the depths of the idiothole and pull out some prize eejits.
Nilpod - Episode 25 Sense and Sensibility. We made it to the Quarter century! This week we debate how sensible we are to be doing such a confessional podcast at all. Plus sensitive types, which sense we'd sacrifice, and Nicky picks a fight with the
Gallaghers.
Nilpod - Episode 24 Crime & Punishment. All societies ills are solved in this podcast. Blue face or jail, intoxicating a fish, inciting a dog to bark and other topics from the coalface of crime are discussed. No crimes were committed in the making of this nilpod (except ones against decency.)
Nilpod - Episode 23 Nilpod 23 - Hygiene. We make a big stink about stink, from our lofty positions of gleaming cleanliness. Work based shaving, Bathroom accidents and healthy advice on how to tell someone they smell. None of you though. You smell like roses.
Nilpod - Episode 22 Boredom. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz. Awake! Guest! Wil and Nicky are joined by their second guest, Dallas, to enter the world of the bored, while trying not to bore each other. Meetings, Monotony, favourite toes, lego and several useful escapes.
Nilpod - Episode 21 The Road. This week welcomes an interesting sociological departure; Travelling to each others roads. Literally,and figuratively too. Stalking the Lowrahaun, sitting in the boot, pulling our ears and pegging our social classifications. How's Wil's driving? Pretty cautious really. But smooth...
Nilpod - Episode 20b Nilpod 20b - Sports Part 2. After a stern team talk over the halftime oranges we're back to play the second half, and this time we gave it 110%. We push far up the field with talk of our Olympic Bids, The difference between games and sport and ultimately the game is called off due to an unfortunate streaking incident. Guess who streaked.
Nilpod - Episode 20 Sports. Goal! This is a Nilpod of two halves. Welcoming our first guest, Dave Curran, we spoke for so long that part two will be available next week. This week, sunburn, camaraderie and how to run a sports day. (and how to ruin one.)
Nilpod - Episode 19 Primary School - Nilpod, the Wonder Years. Nicky and Wil discuss their formative years in education with news of nicky splats, toilet tales, and the chaos when the teacher left the room. Excellent listener stories too.

Nilpod - Episode 18

 

Sacred Cows - From the People's Princess to the Eurovision, Nicky and Wil untangle the mess of hurt pride and irate defensiveness that Sacred cows inspire. Wil vears dangerously close to alienating all of our listeners with holiday bragging.Nilpod in no way endorses his views.
Nilpod - Episode 17 Lies - Porkies. Though vegetarian, Nicky admits to telling some and Wil aint no slouch either. White lies, the guilt, the triumphs and just how good we are at reading deceit.
(Wil=very good. Nicky=not so much.)
Nilpod - Episode 16 Madness - If you hear voices in your head other than ours, then this is the nilpod for you. Misplaced Polar Bear affection, calming colours, Johnny Beep Beep, more on
"The Lowrahaun" and yet another in a seemingly neverending string of nearly nude anecdotes from the Coghlan stable.
Nilpod - Episode 15 Revenge! - We serve up some nice cold revenge with a side order of boots up the arse. despite scant nudity references this episode we do deliver on the poo front.
Nilpod - Episode 14 The Great Outdoors - The sun comes out and the lads get all misty eyed... about the pains of camping, the joys of being out in the open and what Doyler did in his pants. High brow, as ever.
Nilpod - Episode 13 The Youth of Today - We are putting you on blast and busting some phatty moves in todays nilpod. Now that's the butta. you'll be cheesing by the end. this is still free and makes us no cheddar.
Nilpod - Episode 12 The Creative Podcast - Despite much evidence to the contrary, Wil and Nicky prove to each other and the world that they know a thing or two about make and do. Well they try, with a cover version challenge, mala, nickys poems, wils prize winning creations and his destructive urges. The war of the nude rages on... Here are our cover versions to download.
wil's cover nicky's cover
Nilpod - Episode 11 The Supernatural Podcast. Boo! Ghosts, vampires, testicles and all that goes bump in the night. Nicky tackles tackle as we take on the twin roles of Mulder and Scully and investigate the supernatural. (Guess which one's the glamorous redhead.)
Nilpod - Episode10 The Etiquette Pod - Double Digits! We celebrate, with some moderate high fiving followed by much measured discussion on Wil shucking Oysters, Nicky dissappointing kids and how one must behave at table, in gym and at door. Polite, but filling. Like a croissant.
Nilpod - Episode 9 The Futurepod - Welcome to the World of Tomorrow! In which we discuss possible futures, definite pasts, the likelihood of various film futures and the dinochicken. Would you like a housebot? It will listen to Nilpod for you.
Nilpod - Episode 8 The Ragepod - Oh, it's on! It's on like Donkey Kong!!! There are many things that get our respective goats and because we need those goats we get very angry! We discuss what it takes to tip us over the edge and what we have done to enrage others. Nicky also finally makes good on his promise of an embarrassing photo. No Religion this week, oddly.
Nilpod - Episode 7 The Work Podcast - Bidness Time for Nicky and Wil. We offer sage advice on interview techniques, find out how low we'd go in the world of work and discuss the Pope's average day at the office. Again, with the Religion.
Nilpod - Episode 6
The Fashion Podcast - Despite little qualification beyond the fact we wear clothes, we wax stupid on all things fashion. Berets, Goldfish in stripper boots and the perennial shoe/jean debate is solved once and for all.
Nilpod - Episode 5
The Evolution Podcast - The longest one yet. Bears get discussed at length. Scant mention of any real Evolution. If anything, we prove that mankind is retrograde... but Wil likes hot milk and Nicky sings across the ocean.
The Religious Podcast - Nicky gets his fight on, Wil embarrasses his mother at Mass and once again, we learn to love God.
Holidays we hated, our predictions and the reasons we are just not cool. nicky talks way too much.
This week: ripped kaks, opinions, superstition and wil's downstairs business.
Nilpod - Episode 1 In which we discuss early conversations with our parents, our action men and wil's lucrative mini company.